-----I plucked this off someone in RPG Net.
Funny!
"That plan makes a lot of sense, in the REAL WORLD. In comic book world all you have to do is persuade Iron Man to stop using his amazing new source of power to fight petty criminals and put it under the bonnet of every motor vehicle in the Western World, turn all that teleporter and anti-gravity shit in Superman's Fortress of Solitude into a public transport system that replaces all buses, trains and planes, persuade Mr Fantastic (the dick) to use his genius to make the world a better place instead of locking his friends up in a interdimensional prison, oh and get Batman to use his leet skillz for something useful other than beating up petty criminals and psychotics. Also, Wonder Woman, lasso of truth, do you know how much the court system costs? If she just flew round the country asking every murderer "Did you do it?" "Were they really asking for it?" Millions saved on capital trials and more justice. Oh, and all the superheroes with KINGDOMS; Aquaman,Sub mariner, Black Panther; WORST RULERS EVAR! Do something useful, liek using all that bullshit technology for a space program so that we're not all stuck on this rock next time a meteorite hits/Gallactus gets peckish.
See; better world, 90% of the population didn't have to die, the superheroes just had to stop being dicks.
Having said all that, I would probably kill 90% of the population if I was an evil mastermind, just to give the remaining 10% a sense of vigorous aliveness."
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4 comments:
Bloody funny but the best bit was the last sentence. What the heck is "a sense of vigorous aliveness" anyway? Sounds like a five-word euphemism for an orgasm. :P
happens when you get super-heroes whom are omnipotent to the point of being God-like themselves!
ahahaa! had too much caffeine? :-p
*rotlfmao* awesome.
btw, I finally won a game of Settlers with my new set... and Jad won 2 games grrr
indeed ;)
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